Once your unemployed you immediately look to save money on anything possible. You buy cheap beer, take toilet paper from public bathrooms, or ditch cable. There are a number of ways to cut costs, but there are somethings that we’ve found won’t save you a penny.
One thing that won’t save your unemployment dollars is the lowercase “I”. There’s no reason for it. You lost your job, not your confidence and self respect.
Example:
“I’m going to wake up late and hang around without my pants on all day.”
Not, “i’m going to start looking for a job, because without one, i’m nothing”.
So use use your shift key or your caps key; do whatever it takes. This is America, and you’re big “I” not small.


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